On this episode of On This Very Screen, the gang takes on WWE’s first horror flick, See No Evil, starring the “big red masturbator,” himself, Kane! From rating the deaths of every Breakfast Club juvenile delinquent you can think of to debating proper shower hygiene in a dilapidated hotel, no stone is left unturned with this surprisingly entertaining entry into the catalog. MAY 19th!
Did You Know?The filming of this movie was one of the main reasons WWE on-screen character, Kane, was asked to remove his mask. Well, that and the whole, “Holy shit, I can’t fucking breathe” thing.
The story of The Marine is essentially a story of not getting what you want… and then, not getting the thing you wanted after that. You see, the titular marine role was originally offered to “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, who parted ways with WWE in 2004 before production began. Soon after, the role was awarded to “The Viper,” Randy Orton, whose own personal experience with the US Marine Corps (a “bad conduct discharge,” specifically) made way for for budding superstar, John Cena, to take the role instead .
A similar story goes for the lead villain character of Rome, which was originally offered to Al Pacino, who refused due to the low salary. Ray Liotta was considered before Terminator 2’s Robert Patrick getting the role. Despite getting made in 2004, the film didn’t see the light of day until 2006, though thankfully, the military theme was still heavily resonant as the U.S. was still balls-deep in “The Iraq War 2: I Rock Harder.”
It’s a shame the movie what this movie could have been, when — in reality — it’s John Cena running around in the woods, trying to find his wife (Nip/Tuck’s Kelly Carlson). If only they’d just marketed that.
Did You Know?To film this movie in 2004, John Cena had to be written out of WWE storylines. The angle? His stabbing at a nightclub by the bodyguard of WWE superstar, Carlito. Charges have yet to be filed.
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