Episode 27: “No One Lives”

Happy Halloween, ScreenTeam! Or should I say “Scream Team” (eat a dick, Abrigo)? For the second part of our Halloween double-shot, we here at OTVS keep it to the usual Musketeers to dive into the cinematic bloodbath, No One Lives (2012), starring charming, Hollywood leading man Luke Evans, and… “funkasaurus,” Brodus Clay! Now, with a title like No One Lives, you shouldn’t be surprised this flick is a full-on 78-minute gore bonanza that centers on a group of robbers who kidnaps a wealthy couple, only to find out that one of them (Evans) isn’t exactly as helpless as he looks. In this admittedly chaotic episode, the boys talk Halloween plans, compare Evans’ “Driver” protagonist to the Doctor, and absolutely gush about a scene where a certain someone is literally worn as a meat suit — and we ain’t talking Lady Gaga.

Mike Colter has a gorgeous body. Subscribe to the gang on iTunes and StitcherLIKE us on Facebook and FOLLOW the show on Twitter for everything OTVS and WWE Studios!

Did You Know? This movie was directed was Ryuhei Kitamura, the man behind 2008 cult horror flick, “Midnight Meat Train” starring Bradley Cooper, Vinny Jones, and Leslie Bibb. No joke, here, folks — that’s a totally badass movie that you gotta check out, like, yesterday.

 

PREVIEW: “No One Lives”

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ScreenTeam! The boys are back in the studio to follow up with the second of our Halloween horror double-shot courtesy of WWE Studios, as we record TONIGHT for the Luke Evans gore-a-mania, No One Lives! Check the trailer above or watch the movie on YouTube for just $2.99!

Look for the podcast to drop this coming Friday!

Episode 26: “Leprechaun: Origins”

Here comes Halloween for the OTVS crew, as the boys are back with friend of the show, Aaron Weaver from Two Cats Comic Book Store, for the first of our WWE Studios horror double-shot! In this episode, Paolo gives us a quick report from being at both Smackdown and Raw this week and describes what can only be called the “eye of the wrestling storm.” Afterwards, they jump right into what might just be the worst movie ever reviewed here at On This Very Screen — the prequel to an “iconic” franchise that absolutely nobody asked for in 2014: Leprechaun: Origins! In it, the boys discuss the murky “mythology” of the film, the sheer nonsense of its plot and character motivations (even for horror standards), and the theory that this entire movie may just be an ill-fated homage to Steven Spielberg. Feeling lucky?

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Did You Know? According to IMDB, Dylan “Hornswoggle” Postl hadn’t seen any of the previous movies in the Leprechaun franchise, and vowed not to do so, so as to create his own version of the titular character. Thankfully, he wasn’t playing that character, and instead played a dumb monster in a rubber suit. 

Preview: “Leprechaun: Origins”

Welp, after a little break, it’s October here at On This Very Screen, which means the boys will be hunkering down and giving you a double-shot of that sweet, sweet horror goodness that only WWE Studios can bring you. First up? We’re looking at the WWE’s take on the popular… horror… franchise, Leprechaun, as they tap their resident little bastard, Hornswoggle, for Leprechaun: Origins! 

Get the movie now for a $2.99 on iTunes or YouTube!